IRC log started Mon Mar 29 11:58:56 2004 <anonymous> this is getting ugly. [lifelike] ? <anonymous> okay. she's going somewhere with her friend before school. <anonymous> so she wants to "talk about it here", as in online. [lifelike] hahaha [lifelike] NO [lifelike] THAT'S NOT NEARLY AS MUCH FUN <anonymous> i know... she's probably bawling already. [lifelike] you should take her somewhere very public where she likes to hang out [lifelike] :D <anonymous> hahahahahah <anonymous> she doesn't hang out. she doesn't do anything. [lifelike] do it at work then [lifelike] that's the next best [lifelike] just show up to her video store [lifelike] like in the middle of her shift <anonymous> hahah... rent a couple flicks and be like "oh yeah, it's over" [lifelike] & be all "hey take a break, let's chat" [lifelike] "by the way, your flood of tears & silent upset & complete lack of any ability to communicate whatsoever have irritated me beyond the point of being able to tolerate your hissyfits any longer. i don't want to be your ride anymore & i won't give you the chance to stand me up again after i drive an hour to get to your unabomber cabin in the woods. it's over. bye, weepy." [lifelike] then go walk around the store for a half hour looking for two movies to rent [lifelike] & go through checkout with anyone but her, & don't even acknowledge her [lifelike] PERFECTION. <anonymous> you always impart the good shit.