September 23rd, 2006

dreadhawk

a new idea

fuck valentine's day, mother's day, father's day, sweetest day, whatever that crap is. those holidays don't make the world better; they only depress certain people with no attachment, enrage materialistic others who weren't gifted enough, stress out those with the obligation to feign enough "love" on one day to cruise the rest of the year, & so on. i have a new proposition: Try To Forgive Your Worst Ex Day. or even just Contact Your Worst Ex Day. the generally accepted stipulation could be that you're not required to attempt contact or forgiveness unless five years have passed. could the world use a little more forgiveness? more than another heart-shaped box of thigh fat, you think?

i celebrated TTFYWED tonight by email. you should too.
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